Thats what makes you beautiful!

Sep 02

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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Sep 02

sarcastic-posts:

*hides good snacks from family members*

Sep 02

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Sep 02

lunchboxgod:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

Sep 02

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

Sep 02

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

Sep 02

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

Sep 02

quote What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.

Sep 02

velvet-m0rning:

mozellmemorieszv:

Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.

i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating 

Sep 02

goldcollars:

dlubes:

does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

the relevance